What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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