I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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