- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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