- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

quantum physics?

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Tony Romo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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