- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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