- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

an american walks out of a strip club.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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