- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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