DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Choir.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What are annoying? Ads.

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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