How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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