- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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