- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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