How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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A van drives into a car.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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