- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Women's rights

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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