- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

homosexual rights to marriage

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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