- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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