- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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