- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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