- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

the sky is green no it is not

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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