how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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