Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A bar walks into a man

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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John Cena for president

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Knock Knock.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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