What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Grace Ackerson

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Roses are flowers.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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