I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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