Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Women's Rights..

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

the economy.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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