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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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