- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Yo mama is so fat she died

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Hi.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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