- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the sky is green no it is not

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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