- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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