- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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