What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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