- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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