- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What's big and purple? Barney

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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