A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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obama

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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