A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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