Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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