why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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say it ten times fast: oh

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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