- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Error 37.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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