What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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