A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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