In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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men's rights activists

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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A lot eh?

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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