Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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All of these jokes are about white people

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This isn't funny.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Gay rights.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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