What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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