- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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