What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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civil rights

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Cheese

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How old are you? 7

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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