what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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