- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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