Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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