What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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