Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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