- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Your big dick.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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