- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

I am a mime

Whats brown and smells bad poo

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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