Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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