- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Chicken

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??