- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Whats the defination of cruelty

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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