When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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My cat just died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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How old are you? 7

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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