- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

why is pie good. because it just is.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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