When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Ross.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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