Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Brain fart

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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