What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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civil rights

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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