A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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9/11 my birthday

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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