How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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