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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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