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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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