Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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