Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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