A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

My cat just died.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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