A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

asians have slitted eyes lol

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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