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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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