Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

i saw amango it splootered

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

thumb_up thumb_down -10

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

thumb_up thumb_down -10

And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops