A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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