- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Your mums a potato

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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