- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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