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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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