- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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