What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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