EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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