- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What's the difference between a duck?

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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