Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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