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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u