- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Guess what? You guessed it.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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