- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

what do you call a black chef glendon

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