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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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