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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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