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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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