Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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