- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Guess what? You guessed it.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What's half of 8? o

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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