A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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