- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A car walks into a bar.

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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