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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

[Set up] [No punch line]

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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