what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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