- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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