- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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