- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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