- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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