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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

rocky is here again.......................

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Women's Rights..

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did billy get after sex? Herpes