- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Manchester City

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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