- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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