whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

rocky is here again.......................

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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