How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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