- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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