- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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