- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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