why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

i love to lick...

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Womens rights

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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