- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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