- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Gustavo Andrade

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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