Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How high is the sky? True or False

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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