- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

kennah campion when she talks

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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