- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Eric is gay Ha

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

hers a joke... japanese people

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

A guy at a baseball game....

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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