- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Its behind you like if you looked behind

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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