- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew enters a mall.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Rebecca Black's career.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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