- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

how much fish could a chicken

scraggle is in you pillow case

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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