- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

What is brown and sticky? A stick

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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