- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What's brown an sticky Shit

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