Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

batman farted so hes retarded

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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