- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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