What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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rocky is here again.......................

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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