- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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