- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

roses are red poo is poo

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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