Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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NEVER

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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