- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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