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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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