- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

field day?

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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