- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Are you black? Kill yourself.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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