- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

96

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Get on the boat.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??