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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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