- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Hello

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Blacks

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

child labor

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Donald Trump

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what's funny about war? nothing!

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