Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Guess what What

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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your face

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Sloths

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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