- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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