Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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