- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Dick Cheney That's the joke

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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school homewrok

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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