What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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