- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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