- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

men, men like men= men+bed

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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