- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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