- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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