- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

child labor

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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