What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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