- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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