- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

It's all Taggart

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

BIG MAC'S

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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