- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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