- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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